Ok.....so I like to drunk-tweet my favorite celebrities on occasion. I mean, who doesn't right? Anyway, it's not a crime. Stalktarded and creepy perhaps, but not a crime.
Odds are, Craig Ferguson hasn't noticed my incoherent prattle since he has over two hundred thousand followers (who I'm pretty sure are all Scottish and way more drunk than me), but there is a good chance the other victims who are forced to endure my 3 am intoxicated tweets probably do. So I'm going to apologize now, during this brief moment of sober lucidity, to the author Christopher Moore (9,180 followers) and musician Erik Elbogen (559 followers) of the band "Say Hi". I usually regret what I've done in the morning, even if I can't remember what I Tweeted. I just can't help myself. It's sort of a compulsion - possibly a sickness. I know you have been confused and possibly feared for your safety, but I can assure you, I mean you no harm. I am mearly a fan who can't hold her alcohol and has nothing better to do on Friday nights.
I expect to be blocked and reported to the Twitter authorities any day now since my dumbass behavior will undoubtedly continue.