Friday, June 25, 2010
A Courtesy Flush
This is my first post on this new blog. I've started and deleted and started this introduction several times and I just can't get it right. I tried to write a little something about myself to let readers know that I'm a housewife, stay at home mom, prisoner of suburban America, lost soul and disgruntled citizen of Earth, but who really cares? I don't want to define myself. I hate definitions. I guess I just assume that no one will give a shit about who I am because I know I wouldn't. That should probably be a sign that I don't have anything interesting or clever to say, but for some reason, I think I do. Sometimes I just have to let it all out, like that chimichanga I ate for dinner two days ago. That thing kicked my ass from the inside out. So yeah, this blog is gonna be like that. Reverse explosive diarrhea in the form of habitual complaining and random thoughts shot out of my fingers instead of my ass and double flushed into the universe.