Saturday, June 26, 2010

Bored + Vodka + Twitter = FRIDAY NIGHT!

Ok.....so I like to drunk-tweet my favorite celebrities on occasion. I mean, who doesn't right? Anyway, it's not a crime. Stalktarded and creepy perhaps, but not a crime.

Odds are, Craig Ferguson hasn't noticed my incoherent prattle since he has over two hundred thousand followers (who I'm pretty sure are all Scottish and way more drunk than me), but there is a good chance the other victims who are forced to endure my 3 am intoxicated tweets probably do. So I'm going to apologize now, during this brief moment of sober lucidity, to the author Christopher Moore (9,180 followers) and musician Erik Elbogen (559 followers) of the band "Say Hi". I usually regret what I've done in the morning, even if I can't remember what I Tweeted. I just can't help myself. It's sort of a compulsion - possibly a sickness. I know you have been confused and possibly feared for your safety, but I can assure you, I mean you no harm. I am mearly a fan who can't hold her alcohol and has nothing better to do on Friday nights.

I expect to be blocked and reported to the Twitter authorities any day now since my dumbass behavior will undoubtedly continue.

10 comments:

  1. Ouch. Yeah, technology and alcohol do not mix. I learned that lesson the hard way too. Welcome to the blogging world!

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  2. Please continue to drunk tweet. You are so much better at it then.

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  3. I follow Craig, too, but I never thought to send him Tweets. You've given me ideas.... ;)

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  4. Thanks for the welcome and thanks for following. I don't have much to say so it shouldn't be too disappointing.

    @Mrs. P - You're right. I am totally awesome at tweeting and commenting on other people's blogs when I'm drunk.

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  5. I'm a little wounded that there are five comments here already, and I'm not one of them, Mox!! But never stop drunk tweeting.

    Mwah!

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  6. I would not use drinking as an excuse to wantonly tweet Wil Wheaton, but rather by virtue of my awkward, desperate nature.

    @WilWheaton: OMG OMG OMG OMG DO U HAV NUDES??/

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  7. @Sam - Go for it! I think you have a shot with Wil Wheaton.

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