I used my husband's battery operated sideburn trimmer without permission to shave my pubes and accidentally dropped it in the toilet.
Naturally, I panicked, snatched it out of the water as quickly as possible and preformed the "on/off, on/off" test to make sure it still worked. YES! Still works.
Totally embarrassed and afraid of getting in trouble (I spontaneously regress to age five when faced with awkward situations), I did the first thing that came to mind - I hid the trimmer in the bottom drawer of my vanity under a box of tampons.
The other day, I walked in on him shaving his sideburns....with the razor.
I still feel bad about not telling him. I think I'm going to buy him a new one for Christmas.